Bad Vet

Written by Raechel:

Here's a little song for you,

From the old days to the new.

Let me tell you so you won't forget,

You are a terrible vet.

You put bullet holes in the dogs,

You decapitate the hogs.

You bruise the legs of the deer,

Oh, my gosh, I hate it here.

You eat the turkey for dinner,

And you don't feed the animals so they get thinner.

You munch abundantly on chicken legs,

In place of them you give them pegs.

That was a song for you,

I bet you enjoyed it; I did too.